Baseball Fighter

(Japan Only)

Oh... My stomach...

       

This is 1991... I don't believe it...               Why is the outfield half the size of the infield?        This is the scene you'll see most often...


Ironhawk's Review

Graphics: 1      Wow, it's like they drew the graphics in Microsoft Paintbrush.  Not the new one, the 16-color version from the late 80's that you could get for your 386 to show off its mad mousing skills.  I mean, seriously, this may be the Nes, but you could have at least tried to make the game interesting to look at.

Sound: 0          Y'know, I think they used MS Paint to make the music in this game too.  I don't know how they did it...

Playability: 2    The home run derby mode is great.  Wait a minute, there's no home run derby...

Concept: 6       It's got modes where you play as manager, pitcher, fielder, batter, or the whole team.

Retro Value: 0  It's another Japanese baseball game.

Overall: 1         And Japan is flooded with sub-par baseball games.


Nightowl's Review

Graphics: 2    Nintendo has seen better days. When you're chasing after a ball in the outfield... there's no feeling of perspective. THE BALL SPRITE SHOWS RIGHT THORUGH YOUR FIELDERS! This is the first NES game I've seen with clipping in it.

Sound: 3    It reminds me of Steak in Shake where I got food poisoning... Don't go there! I know other people who got it there too! It's evil! EVIL!!............................................. that's how the music in this game makes me feel. Thank you.

Playability:  0    This game has the most Sloppy-Joe control I've ever felt in a sports game. And yes, I'm even comparing it to NFL Football on SNES!

Concept: 0    This game goes agains't everything baseball stands for. Like fun.

Retro Value: 0    As you're reading this... that game is in my recycle bin...

Overall: 0    I hope All Star Baseball 2005 can make or for this baseball fiasco. Or I'll be finding a new national pastime. Bush is smart, he'll listen to me... oh sorry... false information.