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Bad Dudes Vs. Dragon Ninja
Look out! Ninjas in da White House!
I don't know where they are... but they People to invite to your next get-together. Yes I am sir... yes I am...
gotta Lay off those steroids... geez...
Ironhawk's Review
Graphics: 7 The graphics are really bad by 1990 standards (Genesis and all), but this game came out a year before there was any 16 bit home console to worry about. So they're okay.
Sound: 4 Not the best generic music I've heard before.
Playability: 3 It's really difficult to avoid the enemies' attacks. They have projectiles and mines and all you have are your ineffective fists. At least the control is simple. A beat 'em up with one attack button. Psh.
Concept: 1 Now you can mindlessly beat up enemies on two giant horizontal platforms.
Retro Value: 2 Remember this game? Didn't think so.
Overall: 3 What happened, ninjas? You used to be cool.
Nightowl's Review
Graphics: 3 This was a pretty high-end arcade game... but then the NES hardware came into play. Now the graphics are horrible while sitting still and blurry while moving. So blurry that you really can't pay attention to what's going on. You're just attacking different colored blobs. It's frustrating and very very STUPID!
Sound: 1 I feel like I'm playing "Battletoads" or "Double Dragon" which have equally atrocious music. But I'm not having a good enough time to ignore it.
Playability: 0 How fun... your punches and kicks are just a little shorter then your opponent's, making normal enemies and pain in the "at double money sign." It feels like I'm playing an old fighting game... on Colecovision.
Concept: 0 Ninjas don't kidnap... DUDE...
Retro Value: 0 I'm only writing this review to take up some web space. This game isn't worth the time it takes to pick up the cartridge...
Overall: -1 Don't EVER talk to me about this AGAIN....