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Jurassic Park
The dinos are loose... and darn it! Your cell phone doesn't get service here. Should have gotten Sprint with their worldwide cell phone network with unlimited minutes... morons.
"Dum de dum dum dum..." " ... THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! YEAH!" Time to read the meter... where is it?
AAAAA!!! Virtual Boy! Get it off! Mode 7 island... sweet...
Ironhawk's Review
Graphics: 10 Wow. This is better than the movie.
Sound: 10 Wow, this is as good as the graphics.
Playability: 10 What's this? A game with no gameplay flaws? And it's by Ocean of America? Seriously, since when does America contain any oceans. Since when does any continent have any oceans?
Concept: 7 A game based on a movie, that has little to do with the movie. Now that's what I'm talking about.
Retro Value: 10 11 years later, and it's still one of the only games of its kind.
Overall: 10 Unless you take notes as you play, you are gonna be as confused as this metaphor by the end of the game. It's that big.
Nightowl's Review
Graphics: 10 3D mazes in an SNES game... done well with lots of textures. Stand up and give this game a round of applause.
Sound: 9 Ominous music tracks a loud gun blasts make for a very tense play. As well as keep you attentive.
Playability: 10 No cameras to fumble around with here. Just shoot in 8 directions. And inside buildings in first-person mode, you can use the SNES mouse for even better movement.
Concept: 1 Movie to game... a no no...
Retro Value: 9 I come back to this game every once and a while. This game is so much fun... but...
Overall: 1 NO SAVE MECHANISM!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!