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Frequently Asked Questions
This is the place where we answer your questions and respond to your comments. You've seen FAQ pages at websites before, so you know the drill. Email either Nightowl or Ironhawk with a decent question and it will probably end up here. And for the love of all that is good, please actually read this page before you go asking "will you review X game" for the thousandth time.
Q0: This is a sample question, is it not?
A0 (Answerer): Why yes it is.
Q1: your site is great!! will u guys be having any more samples or info on other 80's games , like mousetrap or donley kong...how about a donkey kong theme song for your site?
A1 (Ironhawk): im sory but i cant read lazy web speek wery well!!?! lol its stoopid imo. And what exactly is "donley kong"? Donley, with an "l"? Did anyone else catch that? Oh well, I'm sure you tried your best, so I guess I'll answer your questions. 1: Indeed it is. It puts the "jaw" in jawsome. 2: Sure. More Colecovision games will be reviewed since nearly all of them are overlooked. For such a powerful system (at the time) it never did get that big. It's like the 80's version of the Dreamcast, only without the killer games. As for the Donkey Kong theme, head on over to vgmusic.com. For future reference, ask Nightowl your questions about game reviews - he's the head of that department.
Q2: Your site is great! But it's a little bland... how about some graphics to spice it up.
A2: (Nightowl) This question came from my Brother-In-Law. With all due respect Patrick... did you even lay your optical devices on ANYTHING else on the site? I understand though. Many people don't feel like clicking on stuff. It's sooo... hard (sarcasm) But anyway, we do have graphics on some of the pages. You just need to do a little soul searching... and you'll find it. Remember... wax on... wax off.
Q3: Will you be reviewing any NEO GEO games soon?
A3 (Nightowl) Yeah dude. We'll have some as soon as I can get my NEO GEO stuff working. We'll also have some Arcade Reviews soon. And hopefully we can get some Atari, Virtual Boy, N64, and if I'm lucky, 3DO reviews soon. See people... This is how you ask a question. You need to make sure I can't give a sarcastic response.
Q4: Why do you keep e-mailing me? Stop it. You're gay.
A4:(Nightowl) This question comes from someone who's been on the newsletter for a number of months. He's a really sharp one... not. He's as dull as Linkin Park eating an egg salad... I only said in EVERY newsletter that if you want to NOT be part of the newsletter, you just e-mail me and tell me so. I had one person do it the cool way. This person... ugh... sounds like he's... no... I'll stop right there. I don't want this site to be blocked by AOL. Suck symbolic fist Cr@$yM@N$#%
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